Resposibility Chart
So I got into a small argument with my wife the other day because she thinks I'm not responsible enough around the house! I was shocked to hear it because secretly for a long time I've been feeling the same way about her! Well we created a chart that divides up certain responsibilities. If one of us is failing to follow the responsibilities listed on the chart the other can penalize the perpetrator in some way. So far as I expected Heather has been failing miserably and I have performed all responsibilities flawlessly. I think she still thinks I'm not being responsible enough however. It's like she has glasses on that can only see me in out of focus.
Household Responsibility Chart
The following chart is a guide to mold our family into an agreed upon structure by which the division of responsibilities will result in a more fluid harmony of apposing personalities.
divided responsibility
Monday Tuesday WednesdayThursdayFriday Saturday
HOMEWORK Heather Paul Heather Paul
I HR WITH KOBE Heather Paul Heather Paul Heather Paul
PUT TO BED Paul Heather Paul Heather Paul Heather
MAKE DINNER Paul Heather Paul Heather Paul Heather
FEED DOG Kobe Kobe Kobe Kobe Kobe Kobe
VACUUM Heather/Paul
CLEAN BATHROOMS Heather/Paul
Failure to complete any of the above responsibilities guarantees that persons spouse the choice to pan off a responsibilty to the offender.
dedicated responsibilities
MOW LAWN -Backyard to pick up dog poop and mowed once a week Paul
PAY BILLS -Bills twice a month Heather
TRASH -to be routinely emptied from house to garage Paul
LAUNDRY -to be dealt with when paul runs out of underwear(J.K.) Heather
DUSTING -no one cares about dusting(N.K.) Heather
Shared responsibilities
EMPTY DISHWASHER: initial after each turn to mark who's turn it is.
PW / / / / / / / / / / / / / / /
Rules:
Other than dinner all individuals are responsible to clean used dishes immediately after use.
Any used/misplaced item needs to be returned to its proper storage place.
Opportunities to clean up after eachother gives that person free pass to initial the dishwasher marker.
Signature of compliance to proposed set of responsibilities
/
Paul Wonnacott Heather Wonnacott
Any grievances, suggestions, proposed ammendments, should be listed in the space below for future settlement and or renegotiation.
Household Responsibility Chart
The following chart is a guide to mold our family into an agreed upon structure by which the division of responsibilities will result in a more fluid harmony of apposing personalities.
divided responsibility
Monday Tuesday WednesdayThursdayFriday Saturday
HOMEWORK Heather Paul Heather Paul
I HR WITH KOBE Heather Paul Heather Paul Heather Paul
PUT TO BED Paul Heather Paul Heather Paul Heather
MAKE DINNER Paul Heather Paul Heather Paul Heather
FEED DOG Kobe Kobe Kobe Kobe Kobe Kobe
VACUUM Heather/Paul
CLEAN BATHROOMS Heather/Paul
Failure to complete any of the above responsibilities guarantees that persons spouse the choice to pan off a responsibilty to the offender.
dedicated responsibilities
MOW LAWN -Backyard to pick up dog poop and mowed once a week Paul
PAY BILLS -Bills twice a month Heather
TRASH -to be routinely emptied from house to garage Paul
LAUNDRY -to be dealt with when paul runs out of underwear(J.K.) Heather
DUSTING -no one cares about dusting(N.K.) Heather
Shared responsibilities
EMPTY DISHWASHER: initial after each turn to mark who's turn it is.
PW / / / / / / / / / / / / / / /
Rules:
Other than dinner all individuals are responsible to clean used dishes immediately after use.
Any used/misplaced item needs to be returned to its proper storage place.
Opportunities to clean up after eachother gives that person free pass to initial the dishwasher marker.
Signature of compliance to proposed set of responsibilities
/
Paul Wonnacott Heather Wonnacott
Any grievances, suggestions, proposed ammendments, should be listed in the space below for future settlement and or renegotiation.
Ahh... she's quite beautiful, what can you do?
Labels: Rant
posted by Paul at
12:17 AM
4 Comments:
Having lived with Paul, I find it unbelievable that he would ever shirk important household duties. That was when Paul was in his early 20's, however, and he was probably much more responsible at that time. I used to have to beg him to stop doing my dishes, so I could feel like I was pulling my weight!
You obviously remember very little about when we all lived together. Hmmmm I wonder why?
I think you're making it way too complicated. Just help the woman around the house more.....
Maybe I should help you shut your big fat mouth more! Hee Hee Hee
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