Selling a laptop?

I was looking at laptops on Craigslist and I saw a post for 800 and the city said crackville so I was curious and clicked on it. It was some guy going off because another guy put a high price on a laptop. Here it is.

You can buy a new one for only $400!
Stop using crack homie! now tell me, where did you steal that laptop? Do you know where the powerbutton is? ;)
Go to church! call your mom! go to school!
STOP USING CRACK SON! You can't even post the # right!
How many finger am I holding?.....wrong! 1 - the middle one ;)

I thought that was funny because I see shit on ebay all the time where some asshole is selling a piece of shit laptop worth about 5 bucks and saying it has a super fast 333 Mghz processor a whopping 256 MB Ram and an outstanding 2 GB harddrive. And they get over 100 bucks, more than half the time, for a worthless piece of trash! I always ask the buyer a question when I see it. I ask, "How do you live with yourself? You are sick!" It's pretty much just my standard response but if anyone has a quick witted question for these MF's then please put it in a comment!
Oh and just a little piece of advice... Don't get drunk and go on ebay at 1 in the morning because the next thing you know it's going to be 3 and you'll buy something you don't need. Don't ask me how I know this 'cause I'll have to kill you.